Ernest & co.

Texas Hates You and Wants You to Die

It's dangerous to go outside. Take one of these with you for protection from the hateful Texas heat.

tiki

Jungle Bird

dark rum, campari, pineapple juice, lime juice, and demerara syrup

It's bright, it's bitter, it's sweet, and it's perfect for a hot summer evening. It's everything you want out of a tiki drink. Or, everything Chris wants, at least. YMMV.

gin

Negroni

gin, campari, and sweet vermouth

Equal parts gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth. Simple. Sweet. Bitter. Delightful.

prohibition

Bee's Knees

gin, honey syrup, and lemon juice

With a simple mix of gin, honey, and lemon, this is a perfect sipper for a lazy afternoon.

prohibition

Hemingway Daiquiri

rum, maraschino, lime juice, and grapefruit juice

Created in Cuba for the man himself, this is the daiquiri recipe to kill all other daiquiris.

mocktail

Blueberries for Sal

blueberries, mint, lemon juice, and ginger beer

An Anders Erickson original. Mint on the nose. Light and refreshing.

dark rum

Uncle Wong's Mojito

dark rum, lime, cane sugar, mint, seltzer

An authentic mojito the way Uncle Wong makes it. In fact, we're going to make Uncle Wong make it for us.

mocktail

Paloma Fizz

grapefruit juice, simple syrup, rosemary, and sparkling water

A bright and refreshing NA paloma with a hint of savoriness from the rosemary. It's perfect for a lazy morning or the start or a late afternoon.

tequila

Classic Margarita

tequila, orange liqueur, lime juice

Bright, crisp tequila-forward margarita with zesty lime and a hint of orange - simple, sharp, perfect. Ask for a dash of simple syrup if you want it sweeter.

tequila

Ranch Water

tequila, lime juice, and topo chico

Simple. Tequila, lime juice, and Topo Chico (and only Topo... no substitutes). Clean and refreshing.

prohibition

Tom Collins

gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, and soda water

A classic for a reason, this can be sipped on a hot day or as a relaxing break when low-ABV is an advantage.